Sanctferum

OK, gonna do this again. It was really fun the first time around, and I’ve acquired quite a few new gifs since then (and I’ve re-arranged some of my others as I’ve gone on), so here we go again!

1 - Your feeling about the game coming today

Thumbs up!

2 - You dealing with your sylladex

I prototyped my sylladex with one of the Ring of Orbs Fourfold. Then I prototyped it again with the other ring.

3 - You dealing with your guardian

Hooray for my Guardian.

4 - Your server player who helps you enter

Protip to Emotional Karkat: Those things that you are feeling? That was Jack stabbing you again. But in a friendly way.

5 - Your sprite’s first prototype

My sprite is great at killing enemies! And friends! And everyone else, too!

6 - Entering the medium

where entering the game, man

WHERE MAKING THIS HAPPEN

7 - Your sprite’s second prototype

NOBODY gets prototyped like Gaston!

8 - You fighting

MY FIGHTING STYLE IS THE FIGHTING STYLE THAT WILL PIERCE THE HEAVENS

…I feel justified in saying that I win.

9 - Your patron troll

My patron troll is Vriska. Oh gr8t, this isn’t gonna end well ataaaaaaaall.

10 - How you spend the game dicking around

Dancing on top of Olive Garden’s roof? Oh, for gog’s sake…

11 - Your client player

I am totally down with this.

12 - Your romantic interest

My romantic interest is a baby? Well, uh…oh hey Chris Hansen didn’t notice you standing over there. What? Oh sure, I’ll take a seat, so kind of you to offer.

13 - Your death

BULL PENIS CANE BULL PENIS CANE

Though how that caused my death, I do not know. Generally, when you die of a bull penis, the specifics are not worth imagining.

14 - God tier

How could I possibly hope to ascend…

WHEN I AM ALREADY TIER?!

15 - Your other death

I died by breaking my neck while I fell down all these stairs. IT KEEPS HAPPENING

16 - How you spend the next three years waiting to get to the scratched session

Partying hard for three full years? Sounds good to me!

And I’m gonna make some of my own that aren’t necessarily on the list.

17. Your Land (Should probably be between numbers eight and nine, actually, but let’s call it 17 for now)

Land of Cueballs and Citrus?

18. What Your Post-Scratch self is like

My post-Scratch self is Bro Strider. Fuck YES.

19. What your Post-Scratch Guardian is Like

And my post-Scratch Guardian, and one of the post-Scratch players of SBURB, is Dirk! Awwww yeah!

Wait…technically, my post-Scratch self and Guardian are the same person…?

20. How you defeat Lord English

I kill his younger self, causing him to not exist in the first place.

21. How You Win SBURB

Defeat the Black King at dusk, stop reckoning at 9:30, place Genesis Frog in pond at midnight, make chocolate pudding at 4 in the morning. Busy schedule, don’tcha think?

Unless you’re Snowman, in which case you make chocolate pudding at THREE in the morning.

22. Your New Universe

My new universe is the Cherub universe. tUMUt